Casey: Did you know you have a level on your iPhone?
Megan: Yes. And you already asked me that.
Casey: Damnit. I’m running out of things to talk to you about.
So, on the bright side, marriage is great.
Except that we also can’t trust each other. Because let me tell you, I TRUSTED Casey to help me with my Fantasy draft, because you know he LOVES football, and he watches it ALL the time, and he’s always talking about it and checking his phone for scores, etc. etc. Seems logical, right? Seems like THE RIGHT MOVE, RIGHT?
If it was a real trust fall, I’d be dead. Or at least have a concussion.