While getting ready for work one morning…
Casey: You are the prettiest girl in the world.
M: Even prettier than Jennifer Aniston?
C: Megan, do you really think I have a chance with Jennifer Aniston?
M: So, I’m not the prettiest girl in the world. I’m the prettiest girl you had a chance with.
C: Isn’t that what I said?
Before we left for an evening out…
M: Bye, kittens! Have a wonderful evening!
C: Later, f***ers.
While walking along the bayou with my friends, Taylor and Kristyn…
Guy on bicycle: Hey there, ya lil honey dips!
T, K & M: *flattered despite not knowing what a honey dip is*
About a half hour later…
Guy on bicycle: Oh, lookee! There those honey dips again!
So, obviously we had to look up “honey dip.” Turns out there are a few definitions.
Learn somethin’ new errrrry day.