Trying to start a new thing.
I’m calling it “Conversations from the week.” It’s really just conversations from recently, and the paw prints are there to demonstrate how the cats walk all over my computer when I’m trying to work, because that makes a lot of sense. Anyway, these made me giggle.
Partner at my office: “I’ve run one marathon and two half-marathons.”
Me: “I’ve run one marathon and six half-marathons.”
Partner: “I’m a partner.”
Me: [While lunging] “I hope I’m down a couple pounds after all of these two-a-days.”
Deon: [Looks me up and down (in an appropriate trainer way)] “At least you’re smart.”
Please picture: 45 minute wait at Lupe’s. Sitting on porch with my in-laws.
Casey: “It’s the worst whens she goes to bed before me. I come back and she’s lying the wrong way on the bed. There’s no room for me to get in.”
Me: “I’ve slept in a twin-sized bed for almost my entire life. Put me in a king by myself, and it’s like sending a kid to college. I get a little crazy.”
Conversation 4 (discussing nightmares):
I really do hate Home Depot. It’s something I don’t think I can change about myself. Nothing against the store. It’s not the store. It’s me.
Conversation 7 (after several messages have been left on my phone indicating we “need” to have lunch):